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[intro]

(drum 8x)

     A#
~Ooohh

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

A#
     I'm sorry baby

A#7                         D#
     I could not see you tonight

   D#m
So cold and almost naked

        A#
So many people outside

A#7                    D#
And everyone can clearly see

    Cm
I'm not supposed to be here

    F                            (F)
And you were supposed to be with me...

[verse]

(ok, lemme explain)

      A#
I was minding my own business

         A#
Drinking cocktails at the bar

         D#                              A#
A couple people singing songs about the sea (what shall we do with the drunken sailor)

     A#
So I joined and drank some too

           A#
And nearly tripped on my guitar

            D#                                A#
Played some music, jumped around and lost my keys

[bridge]

    F
And then I saw your message

        D#
"Do you want to fool around"

  F
I nearly lost my balance

       D#
Almost fell right to the ground

  Cm
I ran straight to your room

               D#
('cause my key had not yet been found)

    B
The lift was on your floor, but then

  A#
I heard an awful sound...

(we all know this sound, right?)

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

                  A#
I.. was.. sooo... cloooose to you baby

A#7                          D#
         Standing nearly at your door

   D#m
My shirt ( thrown ) down the hallway

       A#
And my pants on the floor

A#7                            D#
      I could not resist your charm

    Cm
But someone had to vape inside

F                          A#
   Setting off... the fire alarm

[guitar solo]
A# | A#7 | D# | D#m
A# | A#7 | D# | D#m

[chorus]

A#
     I'm sorry baby

A#7                         D#
     Because I really want to come   (to your room)

        D#m
But I'm getting kinda desperate  (to be honest)

         A#
But also cold and numb

A#7                         D#
     Please accept my explanation

    Cm
And forgive me for this

F              A#         (D# A# F A#)
Premature evacuation